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Default Dirty Lobster Bar [M]   #1  
Yeah, I promised, so there it is. Make yourself room between the haystacks and try the absolutely definitely not spiked ginger ale. We also have lemonade if you prefer something more traditional. There's nothing suspicious going on at the farm.


Why dirty lobster?
If you haven't been part of past events, don't know mdom's safeword, any other language than English, or what this whole weirdness is about:

snuskhummer denotes a pervert, but its literal translation means dirty lobster. There also is a German phrase in dirty talk which translates to give me animal names. One of them may or may not be lobster. Who knows. This place is about farming, not kink. Sure, you just walked by a crustacean in lingerie.

But we don't talk about it.
Old Posted 04-27-2018, 12:20 PM