[EverAshwood]

So my fiance's been out of work for a few weeks now, and he hasn't ever turned off his 5:30 alarm for work. It's not a problem monday through thursday, but I HAVE A HUGE MOTHERFUCKING PROBLEM BEING WOKEN UP AT FIVE GODDAMN THIRTY ON THE ONLY GODDAMN DAYS I GET TO FUCKING SLEEP IN, ESPECIALLY SINCE IT FUCKING STARTLES ME AWAKE SO GODDAMN WELL THAT I GET NO GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SLEEP AFTERWARD, MEANWHILE HALF THE GODDAMN TIME THE ALARM DOESN'T EVEN WAKE HIM, OR HE FUCKING FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY AFTER TURNING IT OFF

So right now, I'm incredibly out of it from the sheer amount of shit I did to try and fall asleep that failed. I'm stuffed full of liquor, nyquil, benedryl and a double-bag cup of already extra-strength sleepytime tea.

I literally want to die.