[Espy]

Oh man. There was this one time I loaned my second-worst roommate a bowl, which she used to store...I think it was an open packet of ranch dressing? Anyways, the thing sat on her desk for three weeks before I was like "yo I really need my bowl back", so one morning, she washed washed it out before class and like. Left the residue in the sink. The *moldy* residue. I'm mycophobic.

I came back that afternoon and leaned over to splash some water on my face and nearly had a panic attack.

Apparently her excuse was, "I didn't have time to clean out the sink because I was running late to class". ...Okay, fine, then you should have just waited until after class to do everything in one go, so that people don't have to clean up behind you.

I'm assuming she was also the one dumping makeup-infused water into the sink and not wiping down afterwards, because neither of the other two suitemates used much makeup, and there was this wonderful perpetual coating of brown gunk in and around the shared sink that I had to often grab some tissues and clean out.