[Boris]

Originally Posted by Death by Mirrors

I still can't believe the US really banned kinder surprise eggs. Like, big ass guns - okay. Chocolate with small toys in it? No way!

It's because we have the constitution that allows people to own guns. For the constitution to no longer allow people to bear arms, it must be voted or something. I can't remember how it works.

Originally Posted by Espy

ID accepted, go ahead. Just don't... puke in the vents.

One of the strictest rules for the house parties of a particular social group of mine is as follows:

Q: I think I'm going to be sick...

A: That's not a question. However, we recommend the general steps of
(a) hydration and (b) not being a dumbass to prevent this from
occurring in the first place. Unfortunate mistakes, however, do
sometimes happen, and in that emergency case, we have the following
handy guidelines which you _must_ follow:
- Be sick in something flushable.
- Failing that, be sick in something with a working drain.
- Failing that, be sick outside.
- Failing that, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOT INTO A VENT.
- Failing that, not in my backpack comma dammit.
- Failing that, there will be severe repercussions.

We have a swanky hardwood floor!
Please don't destroy it.

What if we were sick in your bed?