[Espy]

ID accepted, go ahead. Just don't... puke in the vents.

One of the strictest rules for the house parties of a particular social group of mine is as follows:

Q: I think I'm going to be sick...

A: That's not a question. However, we recommend the general steps of
(a) hydration and (b) not being a dumbass to prevent this from
occurring in the first place. Unfortunate mistakes, however, do
sometimes happen, and in that emergency case, we have the following
handy guidelines which you _must_ follow:
- Be sick in something flushable.
- Failing that, be sick in something with a working drain.
- Failing that, be sick outside.
- Failing that, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOT INTO A VENT.
- Failing that, not in my backpack comma dammit.
- Failing that, there will be severe repercussions.

We have a swanky hardwood floor!
Please don't destroy it.