[Espy]

Mate, there was one Friday where I’d had a really shit week involving lack of food and sleep, and was so ready to plonk my arse down in the dining hall and stuff my face.

Walked in, put my backpack down in a chair, and realized I’d left my wallet at home. I had a grand total of $4 in cash :|

So I ended up buying a frozen burrito.

There’s more to this story but I’m currently horizontal and on my phone.