[Espy]

Well, free bible! Unless it gave me a black eye. Then I'd throw it right back. I already have two bibles of my own. (Private Catholic high school. Wasn't exactly optional.)

AZ's probably, uh, the most conservative state I'd be even slightly comfortable living in. PA ranks around the same, but Pittsburgh is... liberal, relative to the rest of the state. Plus, it's kind of a college town. Of sorts.