[Espy]

I, uh, urgh. I'm extremely creeped out by the prospect of having a kid. That is...really not for me, and I think my mom is slowly starting to get it. I've also been dropping mad hints that I'm more or less ace, so.

-snort-

Been trying to get a degree for the past five years. Hasn't happened yet. Thanks, mental health issues. Gonna try again at a different college starting next semester, probably, but boy do I not want to spend another three years struggling for a bachelor's in engineering.