[Espy]

Damn, I was hoping nobody got to this before I did. Gonna break the no farting rule for a post, hold on.

...Ahem.

BEANS, BEANS
THEY'RE GOOD FOR YER HEART

THE MORE YE EAT
THE MORE YE FART

THE MORE YE FART
THE BETTER YE FEEL

SO EATCHER BEANS
WITH EVERY MEAL