[Death by Mirrors]

I must be crazy... *taps microphone*
Oh, that thing is already on?

Ahem.

So you chose to tempt fate in one of my threads. As you know, the evil overlord is watching you.

Anytime. Anywhere.

My inventory still fits in a handbasket and I'm going to bed in half an hour anyway. Yet it doesn't mean you're safe. You wanted a challenge and a challenge you'll receive.

I'm a powerful warlock with a pen.

A master of words.

Do you think you're brave enough for a duel that consists entirely of poems and prose? I'll take on every topic to prove I can poetry slam you right back into your bedrooms. No coins for this, just your fifteen minutes of fame. Step right up and show me what you've got!