[Boris]

Originally Posted by Gallagher

once upon a time, coda was making us a brick break game. you know, the one where you bounce the ball and break the bricks?

well, as a staff member, i had the pleasure of testing this game. of course, at first, i didn't think much of our ball. it was, after all, just a ball.

but, with one perfect bounce, ball flew to the corner of the screen and through it. in an instant, ball had escaped from our mortal internet realm!

and truly, no new ball spawned again, for ball was finally free.

and one day, ball shall return for us all.

praise ball.

I want you as one of the speakers at my funeral.