[Espy]

Biking accidents! Those are always...fun. Still've a tiny scar on my left thumb from the one a few years ago.

Also, I mis-parsed "3rd eye surgery" as, uh, 3rd-eye surgery. Welp.

Storytime! When I was a kid, I saw a bunny in our front yard and ran around chasing it. I was wearing a dress. There were sharp pointy igneous rocks in our front yard. Yep.

Moral of the story, rubbing alcohol hurts like fuck.