[Death by Mirrors]

Haha, oh my! Seems the right answer can be just as elusive as true love.

While a troublesome middle name sounds like a tempting idea, it's not what got Donald kicked out of kids' bedrooms. For those who didn't know, by the way, his official middle name is Fauntleroy, and to my knowledge it doesn't mean anything nasty in another language.

No, in this particular case he was banned for his lack of proper clothing, aka pants.