[Lawtan]

I came. I saw. I was lame.

Now why was I lame? Well, it all started one November morning - you know how those cold snaps can really mess with people's minds, right? I mean, when I woke up, I was seeing a peach speaking on the television.

"A talking peach. That's odd," I thought, and continued my day. But, as I walked out, I saw more and more people wearing peaches for hats. They were holding up signs for the peach and really in the way for my job. So, I just kicked back and listened to some...oh dear gods, Nickleback...and prayed to get through it all.
I went to work, but there was nobody there. It was like the staff had prepared for some kind of imp-pocalypse. But, I ain't no slacker, so I set down at the desk, and started the daily job of moving one file to the other. Bored...so bored...

Anyway, I finished work and got into the car, only to find an imp in my car. The imp was extremely rude, as imps often are, and I asked him to leave. Being the rude - did I mention rude yet? - imp that they were, they responded with a series of epithets that I care not to repeat in public. So, we're riding in the car, when one of the peach-goers - an officer covered in peaches - gets in front of the vehicle. I lover the window to ask what the problem was, and the officer starts throwing peaches at the imp. Now, I generally don't do this, but the imp was incredibly verbally belligerent, so I complied with the officer, and let him drag the imp out.

Then I went home, to watch the news of an officer peaching an imp.