[Lavender le Fay]

That bothers me, too, but also because perfume bottles are pretty, and, let's face it, a good part of the price is the bottle design, and the spray mechanic makes the bottle unusable after. Sure, you could cut the top and make a little vase, but I got nothing to cut glass with.

I'd like unicorns to be real, because I'm still 5 years old.