[Gallagher]

E is for Escape, as in Escape from the safety net after you decide to try out the tightrope for fun and suddenly realize that wowie maybe it takes some balance and stamina and practice and effort and isn't like walking along the curb at all and maybe for a second there you seriously thought you were gonna die, but instead you just look like an idiot and are bruised all over because guess what you never learned how to fall correctly either.

Shame on you.