[Espy]

Being a bartender can get boring when there's a strict ban on (overly-)drunken revelry, so, uh, come and chat? I can probably mix something up for you in the meantime, too.

(Might rig up a game later; haven't got the time now.)

Also I might keep a running list of summer-suitable foods and drinks,
if y'all want to share recipes and stuff with me. Not that I cook much,
IRL. Don't want to inadvertently set the house on fire.