[uncledaddy]

though i've noticed that just in general she has... some kind of problem with shutting food packages properly. it's not a "she's old and brittle and has lost her hand strength" kind of thing, either. more like a "lazy/not paying attention/never reads directions and totally ripped the thing in half upside-down" kind of thing. THAT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHAT SHE DID TO THE CHEESE.

but ugh why would you bite a thing and put it back in unless it was yours and only yours. that's just terrible