[Death by Mirrors]

I imagine the conversation in secret always goes like this...

Me: Okay, brain - this is an important fact I need to remember for my finals. Please store it in an easily accessible place.
Brain: Sure thing. The trash can sounds about right for your needs. Speaking of trash cans, did you know recycling one aluminum can saves enough energy to run a tv for three hours? And speaking of tvs, did you know the inventor of modern tv wouldn't let his kids watch any?
Me: So here's a completely useless fact I just stumbled across on the internet.
Brain: My precious! Give it to me! I'll preserve this treasure for all eternity!

Also, love that shirt ^^