[Death by Mirrors]

Rings a bell, ml1201. I have one aunt who tallies presents by their monetary value and thinks a crap present which was expensive is always better than something cheap or homemade tailored exactly to the recipient's interests. Just because, you know, money equals love </irony>

(I'm really surprised she never married some random millionaire. Probably didn't find any.)

And there's my grandma who will add stuff like duct tape, paperclips or soft tissues nicely wrapped with a bow whenever she feels the gift table is too empty.