[Death by Mirrors]

Well, at least you didn't attack the horrible Gazebo...

Granted, instead of farting your dog just pooped. Not that it makes the smell any better, and now you also have to deal with the remains, but hey - as your resident fairy I'm only granting wishes, not judging them.

I wish Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and every other being who brings gifts according to what parents tell little kids were actually real.