[McSwiggins]

It would have been fine had my ex wife not decided to have one of her "lets dig up the past" moments. I stg her calling is actually an archeologist. Lol. All jokes aside, she does this thing where randomly out of no where she will blow up my phone and tablet with angry messages about how I cheated on her with my current girlfriend while we were still married. She sends things like, "How many times?!" Jesus. I wasnt keeping a tally of how many times I got in on with Janna behind her back. And then she will be like, "If you had to guess." Well, I secretly was with Janna for over a year while I was still married so, my guess is well over 100 times. And then she flips out. But, the thing is, this isnt the first time we have had this conversation. She asks me these same questions every time she does this and I give her the same answers every time. I dont know why she acts like she's just now hearing this for the first time. Today had to be the 20th or so time she's done this, so 20 times she's heard the same answer and she still acts like we are talking about it for the very first time.

She wouldnt stop, so I had to put everything on silence.