McSwiggins
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Jelly donuts are powerful
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I have successfully revived my (playing) dead 4 year old using jelly donuts.
one of my 4 year olds (they are triplets, so I've got 3 of them) comes out and flops onto the sectional next to me and goes, "I'm dead, Daddy."
Me: "Why are you dead?"
Wyatt: "Because I just am."
Me: "Oh. Sorry to hear that. Rest in peace. I bought donuts. But dead people dont eat donuts, so I guess I dont have to give you one."
Wyatt: -perks up- "Donuts?!"
Me: "Yes, your favorite. Raspberry jelly."
Him: "ITS A MIRACLE! I'M NOT DEAD AFTER ALL!!"
Lol jelly donuts resurrect 4 year olds. He's so silly, I love him.
Shamus / 39 yo Irish Male / In an open marriage / 11 Blood suckers Children / 1 Grandson
My late wife's birthday was Valentine's Day. Please pardon me if I seem stressed, moody or out of it. I'm an emotional train wreck right now.
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Posted 03-25-2017, 07:00 PM
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