Rainbowfox Ari
The Weaver of Tales
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#61
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Originally Posted by Tiva
Damn I thought it was two per person per topic. Hard to give personalized questions.
@Shane I am afraid of frogs, if we found a frog what would you do?
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Shane:
Awww... oh, honey. How could you be afraid of a cute little froggy? But, if you are afraid, I wouldn't make you deal with the thing. I would calmly tell you to turn around and close your eyes, then give you a kiss on the cheek for reassurance. Afterward, I would pick up the frog, and relocate it somewhere far off the path, wash my hands, and stop to get you a cool (or warm, depend on season) drink to calm your poor frazzled nerves. If you were still shaken up, and had room in your house, I would then suggest we visit the pound, and pick up a puppy to distract you from any future amphibian intrusions. Dogs are fantastic frog-hunters, so I've heard. So are cats, so of course you could have your pick. I, as a gentleman, would pay for everything. Then, we'd snuggle on the couch with your new best buddy, and watch feel-good movies with plenty of snacks.
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Posted 02-14-2017, 11:53 PM
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