[Rainbowfox Ari]

[ The Bachelor Contest ]

"... and we're back! Welcome back to this exciting episode of The Bachelor, where our lucky romantic crusaders have lined up to woo our very own list of lonely young men and women. The game works like this. I'm going to suggest a topic for your questions. You can direct them to any of our contestants, or all of them at once - so long as the question is on-topic! Two questions per topic, per person, please keep that in mind! Now... Let's meet our Eligible Bachelors!"


"Straight from a planet in a far-off dimension, this young man hails from a family with a lot of wealth and power - power that he has claimed for his own. He has impeccable style, and a charming demeanor that's hard to resist. His favorite sport is tennis, and he loves cats... It's... Ian!"



"From the same planet as Ian, this young man enjoys - by his quote - "All the best F-words" - and has a penchant for fine-cooking, and finer dining! He enjoys fashion, and his hair is a source of pride. His friends often call him clingy, but for the right person, he's a teddy bear - it's.... Shane!"



"Hailing from all the way across the city, this lovely lady spends her time with some BIG tits, boobies, and flaming feathers! She claims to have taught one of her charges the Bananaphone song, and she loves a good meal that's not cooked by her. Please welcome... Piper!"



"Last, but not least, from The Great No-Salt Lake, it's an underwater sensation of dance! She teaches basket-weaving in her spare time, and loves shrimp dinners. Don't fondle her fins, because she definitely has teeth... It's... Serena!"



The way the game is going to work is simple. I will give you, the audience, a topic that will last a certain amount of time. During that time, you may direct two questions based on that topic toward any of our participants. Points will be given for creativity, ingenuity, and how well the question matches the intended participant. Remember! Only two questions per topic, so choose wisely! At the end of each topic, a tally will be counted and posted. The person with the highest points for that particular participant, wins!

As to what those lucky audience members win - well, that's a mystery. There are two mystery items for the grand prize - as well as ten boxes of Trisphee's own "Best Chocolate" - The [second] best thing you could put in your mouth this Valentine's Day.

Good Luck!"