[Potironette]

Granted! But the detection of the first intelligent extraterrestrial life form came from a message sent from the extraterrestrial life forms! They've been assimilated on earth for a few years now and have managed to understand the language and culture. Now, they've sent a declaration of "peace." So long as the United Nations agree to give up reign of Earth peaceably to these extraterrestrial life forms, they will not exterminate the human race with the destruction of hospitals and injections of HIV blood from labs all over Earth.

I wish I had a bedroom.