[Death by Mirrors]

Granted, but most plants die without rain. Then herbivores die without plants. Which leads to carnivores dying without... well, I think you get the idea. On the bright side, if you manage to survive you can now build wonderful sandcastles in the desert which used to be your hometown.

I wish whenever humans got pregnant, there'd be a 1 in 10 chance for the baby to be a puppy or kitten. (Which may or may not be inspired by your signature.)