[Death by Mirrors]

Death by Mirrors: Whoa wait, this is a perverts thread? How come I always end up in these? *tries a completely innocent smile and ends up with one closely resembling Tim Curry's*
littl3chocobo: hours and hours of sear-eeerr dumb luck?

Awesome People aka Death would like to thank:
Glitch
littl3chocobo
Ginger
Rainbowfox Ari
trystan830
Lilith Dracania
Kaderin Triste
mdom
Tiva
Lorcan
Panda
Espy
Delicious Nightmare
Gallagher
Pinkie

Tiva: Both are correct....
And I guess we have a Death by Mirrors in the Net
Kaderin Triste: Death is the best pet.
10/10 Would own again.

mdom: we need to find Ari right |D that's the end goal...
Rainbowfox Ari: Indeed.
Death by Mirrors: Do we know if Ari wants to be found? I mean there's food and drink, and wifi :P
Rainbowfox Ari: I'd imagine he's not super-fond of being kept in a cage.
Gallagher: the wifi is sub-par, too
Rainbowfox Ari: This is true. I had not anticipated needing it, therefore I have only installed the rudimentary system. ... I don't believe there is a charge-port there either.
Death by Mirrors: Holy macaroni! Hang in there, Ari - we'll rush to your rescue!!
mdom: be in cage - ok, Ari will survive
subpar wifi - NOOOOO ARI MUST BE RESCUED!!

mdom: why is my PC taking over 5 minutes to restart
what have you done
Biomecha: Time to throw it out of the window.
mdom: NO
MY DAD'S MONEY WAS SPENT IN THIS
I'll just suffer the 5 minutes it's taking :((((
Biomecha: Just say it was a Windows error.

Kaderin Triste: Found the perfect color at work. But am gonna double check all my tubs, trunks, and bags at home before I commit to buying any more yarn.
Death by Mirrors: *helps by hiding all remotely similar skeins in your tubs, trunks and bags because we all know deep down inside you long for a reason to get more yarn*
Kaderin Triste: 10/10
Best helper.

mdom: don't hate me, I bribed you to not hate me
Zilvra: This is fair I cannot hate you due to bribes. Therefore I love you by default.
mdom: Thank you for your genuine love, it means a lot to me :')

mdom: Wait, if more than one user does it will it extend more than one day? Because I can dance if we make a uhhh pact of making the videos private to staff only and we find more people with no dignity at all
Death by Mirrors: How about the compromise of making the video staff only, but staff will laugh their respective asses off and greet you with lewd comments for three days afterwards?
Biomecha: Now it becomes clear how this event came about.

Espy: Finally got a haircut. -1 to metalheadedness; +1 to "what the fuck is in your pants?" (The answer is multiple knives.)
Coda: Appropriate choice of hairstyle. Appropriate choice of pants-filling.

Gallagher: put that leg back where it belongs
Tohopekaliga: On a shelf in a display case?
mdom: Isn't it fun when the site owner never posts with the peasants, except to say some creepy shit
Major: That's the only way an avatar site should be run.

littl3chocobo: beds for everyone!
XoGizmooX: PILLOW FIGHT
littl3chocobo: >o i said beds not pillows. if you want fripperous extras you have to pay for 'em
XoGizmooX: OK, ...... BED FIGHT..... *throws bed*

Okok: Wait a minute. Is this why espy is going to due? Are we witnessing something sinister unfold here? Do I need to call for an adult?
littl3chocobo: yes. get an adult, please
Espy: ....wait we’re all technically adults here
littl3chocobo: clearly i am not adult enough for this XD i need a back-up adult
Espy: an adultier adult
Okok: Technically... What is and adult? What does it mean to adult in the first place? Is it an age thing? Clearly not. A mental state? Or perhaps it's more a state of liquid?
Gallagher: plasma, i think
Merskelly Metalien: o-o...I was..talking about the elves of middle earth,
and I come back to this??
*places empty water bottles down in a circle* >:/ Well this won't do at all.
*folds tentacles and waits for an adult to be summoned*
littl3chocobo: you may be waiting for a bit. our adult just mentioned plasma and skeedadled. they were no help at all

Moi: I got some news. My neighborhood isn't affected by the outage!
There are some hills I can see from here. Normally, I can see the lights of the houses and streetlights on the hills, but it is completely dark there right now.
Death by Mirrors: Congratulations of retaining the absolute necessities of life! (fridge power and internet)
mdom: Don't forget toilet paper!
littl3chocobo: i don't think tp is run on electric hahahaha
mdom: hey, DbM just said absolute necessities of life!
Death by Mirrors: Electric toilet paper sounds cool tho. Blinking led effects.
littl3chocobo: and a vibration setting for the best clean!
Moi: I think I would be nervous about electric toilet paper. That sounds like a recipe for disaster.
mdom: heheh yeah imagine it not working when electricity is out |D
littl3chocobo: imagine it during an electrical spike x''D
Death by Mirrors: Cheaper than a violet wand, I suppose.
mdom: Aren't violet wands too low on voltage tho :P
Death by Mirrors: High voltage, low amperage.
What are we talking now, do you want to electrocute someone? o.O
not going to help with that, do your own research :P
mdom: No, for my own dirty purposes of course :P
Biomecha: Note to self, don't use mdom's or Death's bathroom.
Moi: I think I'd go as far as avoiding their place to begin with lol

littl3chocobo: o bby! if i am a dick to void will you kick me? pretty please~
Voidbarker: pls do not be a dick to me i am very small
littl3chocobo: it's ok, i can scale to size! i am a very versatile dick ^^

littl3chocobo: i'll lay flowers on your grave when the time comes. you should let me know the colour(s) you'd like
Mekatra: Colors of flowers? Uh.. I like orange lilies pretty well I guess. I like most flowers. And flours.
littl3chocobo: then i'll make sure you get flour-dusted orange lilies
Mekatra: Perfect. I shall admire them from whatever afterlife or lack thereof that happens to me.

Mekatra: I am ready fo the roaring 20s
mdom: yes, it'll be the 20s and we'll all roar
very loudly
littl3chocobo: can i mewl instead?
mdom: No!! Only roaring allowed!!!
Mekatra: If you are unable to roar due to medical, religious or just being very quiet we can assign someone to roar for you as soon as you fill out the appropriate paperwork.

mdom: please don't add coconut milk to my food!!
Biomecha: I wouldn't do that. Milking coconuts is kind of challenging. You have to be really gentle or they bite.