[Glitch]

I . . . I was convinced when I turned 21 that I couldn't get drunk. I didn't and still don't like the taste though so my friends took me out on a bunch of binges to see what kinds of booze I could tolerate. (midori sours and khalua fyi is about it)

But when I graduated college I discovered. . . red bull vodkas at a graduation bar celebration thing the other writing majors took me too. I got black out drunk, throwing up on myself and the car and into the bathtub, unable to walk, and apparently I laid on the bed and talked about dr who for 3 hours - although I remember none of that. Ever since I have zero tolerance for alcohol and I can have maybe like 1 beer and I am already bordering drunk.

So there is just no point D: