[Potironette]

As Luck headed back up to his room, he heard the door click open again.

"I'm home." Said his father's voice.
Luck turned around, "Hey Dad. Mom's home too, but you don't want to see her yet." He said cryptically.
"Why not, son?"
"Why'd you marry Mom?"
"Because I love her."
"Okay Dad." Luck paused, "Have you considered other people might love her too?"
"I'll keep any men away from her!"
"What about women?"
"What are you talking about, son?"
"Nothing."

Luck slipped into his room, opening the door just wide enough to get through, before shutting it behind him.