[Lawtan]

(In retrospect, a mouse and touchscreen setup is a tad silly)

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The screen boots up with a bruum sound. It then shows username: 14- and no password. Clicking it, you see a screen with what would be Random Access Memory data, but instead is labeled "GOAT". Then the destop background fades in.

You go to lookup the image on the red carpet on the ---cut Search Engine, and find this data:

"Oreamnos americanus, the Rocky Mountain Goat...Despite its name, it is not of the same genus of all other goats."