[Lawtan]

The Goat Man grins. "Fret not, little one," he said, "I could have simply told you it was not a word, and spoke the truth."

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As you go over the red carpet, you notice that it is not quite red. More correctly, the red carpet is almost pink in some areas, and red in others. You believe it may form an overall picture of a bearded creature with long horns. It looks like a thickly built goat, but is it?