[Espy]

So, slightly tangential story:

My mom decided to send me a cardboard box full of winter clothes and whatnot, because I didn't have space to haul everything with me at the start of the semester (this was last year). She mails it over, and I'm just waiting on that package for quite a few weeks. Which is...odd, because normally, it should have arrived in a max of two weeks.

Around a month and a half later, I finally get an email from the uni mailroom announcing that I've a package to pick up, and I manage to loop in a friend of mine to help me carry it (I didn't know how heavy it was). So, I peer into the room, and realize that there...aren't any reasonably-sized cardboard boxes. Weird.

And then my friend pipes up, "Um. ...Is it the squishy one?"

Turns out, I have only vague ideas of what my box had been through, but whatever it was, it came out looking less like cardboard and more like a pillow. Fortunately, the majority of its contents were jackets.

Carrying it back up to my dorm was...a rather interesting experience.