[Lawtan]

:( Mad science is still science, and takes time. Cackling madly does not make the process faster any more than "silly wand movements and incantations"

...On the bright side, Opabinia are relatives to Tardigrades. One's a Cambrian water fellow the size of your heel with 5 eyes and mix between a proboscis and a claw. The other's a modern six-legged microorganism who can survive a period of time in the void of space.

Cambrian: The time nature brought you creatures like hallucigenia.

...Sorry for always being a nerd.