[Pessimisticat]

Yeah, I think it definitely depends on the kind of Frappucino. Like, I doubt the Vanilla Bean Frappe has coffee in it, but I'm pretty sure the Java Chip Frappe does.
I wasn't a huge fan of the cafe macchiato, either. I guess I just like the stuff pumped with creamers. I also find myself having a hard time differentiating between tastes. To me, a lot of it just tastes the same. Different brands, different styles, different brewing, whatever. I don't have a sophisticated tongue, I suppose. Its like that with beer, too. Can't taste a difference. xD
Also, holy crud, you weren't kidding about coffee (caffeine) being life, lol. Were you a barista once, or are you just a huge coffee connoisseur?