[Salone]

I have two pets.

The first is...technically my new roommate's pet, but I have been graciously adopted by her. Her name is Searcy.




The next one...heh heh.

His name is Phil. Phil is less of a pet and more of an entity. I haven't actually seen Phil in a while, but I still believe he may be around. He was so big I mistook him for a mouse the first time I pulled him off of my leg. He had a bad habit of running over my toes while I sat at my desk. The bottle in the picture is not a standard sized, uh, vodka bottle. That's 750ml. Go ahead. Look up how big a 750ml bottle is. I'll wait. I saw him eat things. If there's one spider you don't want to take the chance of angering, it would be something like Phil.

EDIT: I was told to toss in a warning that the content in this post may be upsetting to some who do not like spiders. This is your warning.