[SparX]

*groggily wakes up d goes to take gregory out, forgetting abut the pad in front of the door and steps in poop*
oh not again.... at least it's on the pad this time....
*lets him out to roam on his own, while prepping his meal for the afternoon*
Gregory, get in here now before you get hurt!
*no gregory*
GREGORY
*still no gregory*
What the--
*rushes to the door to see gregory upside down in a mud puddle playing*
well I guess it's time for a bath then.
*grabs him and rushes to the bath and starts scrubbing him clean until he sparkles. Satisfied, I set him in front of his food dish and close the backdoor*
now time to relax before work.