[Lawtan]

So, here's an eggcentric writing competition for poets and writers. The more puns and egg references, the better!

Categories:
1) The Artistic Poem - Shape words like an animal
2) The Pun Poem - How many different ways can one say and describe an egg?
3) The Life of an Egg - Tell a story with an egg as a central focus. It could be a protagonist, a setting, or a challenge.

Submission format

My Eggcellent Writing
Username:
Category:
Writing Submission:

I am a Repliceggtor - hear me roar
Be it down by the Scrambled Store

Submissions \o/:


My Eggcellent Writing
Username:Potironette
Category:The Life of an Egg
Writing Submission:

Morning to night. Night to day. Day into evening and back again. I'm told my life is short not long. Within the walls that make up this shell, some thing is going to come out.
She says it's a good thing.
A thing to look forward to.
But all I see is the darkness beyond. Beyond the light at the end of the tunnel--which is all they see.
"Who did you give birth to?" I want to scream.
But I have no mouth. No beak. No mouth to scream with. No beak to chirp with. And that thing does.
One more month they say. That's all I have.
One more month before this shell of an existence fades away--cracks, they say.
Caring so warmly. But not for the egg. But the living being inside. The "living" being inside.
Who ever said eggs weren't live?
I peer over the edge of the nest. A snake beckons me with its widening jaws.
So easy, to just fall...fall...fall...
But I stop because. This life is not my own.
A month they say.
Just a month. A month.

My Eggcellent Writing
Username: SparX
Category: Artistic poem
Writing Submission:

Feathers flock, a cackling croak,
slimy it slipped down the rack.
Alas, the chickens efforts were for lack,
this egg was born to be broke,
and cooked for my morning snack!

1) Follow Trisphee rules and guidelines
2) Be excellent to each other.
3) The winner of each category will get a prize, likely some runes or an item
4) I have no clue what I am doing