[SparX]

I may just ban this woman from my shop for being so stupid.....I'm going lose my shit on her.

Edit: now that I have no-one coming let me elaborate
3 times I've informed her she can't park in the dumpster. She's even parked directly in the middle of the road(parking lot roadway) to run in, but "it shouldn't be a problem for only 10 minutes" so she says.
Yes it is a problem you need to stop.
She also freaked out on me because the wind turned my be-back-soon sign around to a come-on-in sign(we never even put the sign up unless were not there thus making that side of the sign useless and everyone who comes here knows that....) she apparently went next door into the rec shop freaking out about it trying to make them come unlock it from the inside so she could get her stuff, since it says were open and the door is locked and the other side says be back at 3:15 and it was 3:08..... but they aren't associated with us technically (same bosses, different businesses)so they couldn't help her.
Then she sits in here for 20 minutes complaining about everything while 2 more patients build up.

I just
want to shoot
something.