[Lawtan]

...Hmm...seeing as how I can get DK's data from the money I gave years ago...and then blackmail DK to be my knight on the stalking chessboard...and I think I could figure some way to get something on Galla...that just leaves Glitch.
Of course, all of this would come with proximity activated SAW traps, forcing each of the stalkers that falls into stalking me for eternity...
And then there is...

Disclaimer: Law is pulling this fully our of their anus for the sake of bad humor and has no talent at stalking. DON'T KILL ME! *Runs around panicking, crating a deep circle in the thread*