[Potironette]

-throws self in a hole- I've never eaten a custard either...Or maybe I have? I've eaten egg tarts...

I've only gotten stuck in laughing once in my life. Not sure if it counts as an ab workout though. I mean, if your diaphragm's spasm-ing, then would your abs get worked out?
-reads that abs can get sore from hiccuping- Hmm, maybe it is!