[Espy]

...See, in order for that to work, you'd need to formulate a hypothesis based on prior observation, randomly choose kittens from a population, then actually write down that hypothesis plus your experimentation procedures, and then set up control and variable groups, before doing the exploding.

And after the exploding, you'd have to document the results for each group and write down whether the results followed your hypothesis, and why they did or didn't.