[Lucid:]

Hold up. Yes, we have kittens. But the key part of Illu's plan was the kittens growing old and fat. We don't have a timer on the kittens that makes them old and fat. We just hand out the kittens all willy-nilly, and they never expire. That doesn't make people want to come back to get more, new, adorable kittens. That's the most important part! Coda, Toho, you need to set up cat timers so that the kittens explode if the users don't log in every day.