[Illusion]

Real talk here.

How do we make people addicted to stay and post here? We sell them an equivalent to drugs. Something that people can't get enough of and will constantly buy to get their next "fix."

I'm talking about pixeled kittens. Small kittens, fluffy kittens, kittens coming out the ceiling, angry kittens, yawning kittens, we make everyone addicted to kittens. But with a twist, the kittens age, and when they get too old they become ugly, fat, and too lazy to even bat around a ball of yarn. That makes people want younger kittens to get their cuteness fix.

What do you guys think? Or does someone think they have a better idea then kittens. (Pfft doubt it.)