[Salone]

Here's some unplanned awesomeness for you.

Today a scruffy looking man comes in to my store, immediately turns to my desk, and offers me a small satchel. He says "This is a gift" and quickly exits the store.

The last time someone dropped off a surprise package with me, it turned in to a bomb scare. So naturally I'm a bit hesitant to open it. One of my coworkers, not so much.

Turns out it's a leatherbound bible. Leather tie cord and everything. Like if Indiana Jones became a Jehova Witness, this is the bible he would have.

Nice gift I suppose, hellaciously awkward. Then the matter goes in to weird territory.

Two hours later, get a call on the work phone. Someone asks "Have you read your bible?" and immediately hangs up before I can respond. Thoroughly wigs me out, and my wiggability is generally low.

So now I'm camping out on my boss' s couch, did not go home and I am debating on what to do with this thing. Hooray!