[Salone]

Alright lads and lasses. I am currently in Hot Springs Arkansas. I am in a hot tub that I am prettt sure is not my hotel's, and to get in I had to pass a strange test of downing a stranger's offering of some...pretty sure moonshine. I have not sropped my phone ij the water and that is a miracle. But I downed a looopt of that, plus about eight Razzputins at Steinhaus Keller so I am prettt gome but having the time of my life! There was also a burlesque show, and I see why people in noir films fall in love with them. And cigars! Fancy ass cigars!

Tell me, people of Trisphee! Telle about the good times you have had!