[Suzerain of Sheol]

"Oh, um," the great wizard gulps down the chunk of doughnut that mysteriously found its way into her mouth. "I'm Merlin!" She extends a crumb-dusted, manicured hand his way. "The greatest mage ever, adviser to the greatest king ever. You've probably heard of me."

She leans in conspiratorially to whisper in his face. "I'm in charge of the Grail War!!!" She makes spooky gestures for emphasis while she says that. Then she giggles.