[Doctor Gabriel]

“Oh for fuck’s sake!” Mr. Kite exclaimed once again wriggling free from his Servant’s intoxicated grasp, with considerably more effort this time.

“I’m not Annie!” he bellowed in exasperation, “I’m not even a woman!”

Nearing his wits end with her incoherent howls, he resorted to drastic measures. Ensuring he was a safe distance from her violent battles against imaginary enemies he unbuckled his belt, unzipped his needlessly tight jeans, and presented the glorious treasure hitherto hidden behind them.

“See?!” he demanded, hurriedly stuffing away his Precious once more, “Now would you please, for the love of God, calm the fuck down?!”