[Den]

XD Okay, so I lied about having only three Job Corps stories.

I'm also slightly buzzed on the concoction I told y'all about at the beginning of this thread, so sue me. Definitely M, and immature. Click the spoiler at your own discretion.

So I was packing up all my stuff that was at Job Corps, because I was leaving due to completing my program and securing a job. I was living with condom-girl, and she happened to be on her cell phone at the time, with a friend of hers. I had a few toys of "adult" nature, including a dildo, that I'd brought up with me for the weekends when she was back home. I'd been quite discreet in keeping it out of sight, up to packing.

On a whim, I went "Hey, Amy!", whipped the dildo out of my pillow, and waved it about. She about fell off her bed laughing and told her friend "Oh my G-D, she has a fucking DILDO!". I felt quite proud of myself for pulling one over on her.