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Last of the Job Corps stories. Possibly M, definitely immature. Again, involving that one roommate I had.

So remember those condoms my roommate had? Well, one day, she decided to be an asshole to some of our friends and a few other people hanging out behind the building, below our window (We were on the second floor, guys dorms were on the first and third floors). She'd figured out how to get the window open enough to get her hands out at some point.

So, she took some of the condoms, put a couple pumps of unscented hand lotion inside each, and filled the rest with water. Then, she got the window open, and proceeded to drop the filled condoms on the people below. The next thing I hear is "G-D DAMNIT, AMY!!!". Apparently, she'd pulled similar stunts before. She responded with "QUIT LOITERING, JACKASS!!!". Good times.